Does It Look Like I'm Smiley?

When your local PaperMan is not available to solve your problems and comfort you (in a humorous way of course) because he's flying back and forth on one day junkets, then woe to you:

Don't go to the man left in charge running the paper company:



"Feel like being berated over the phone by an overzealous paper salesman with designs to take over the world? Then go over to the web site for Season Two of The Office, where you can "Get a Call from Dwight". Just pick from one of five messages, leave your phone number, and Dwight Scrhute will call at some point and bitch you out for being late to work, ordering an inordinate amount of salmon-covered paper, or something bad on your resume."

Hat tip: TV Squad a great blog about television!