Monday, August 21, 2006

Hunka Hunka Burning Love



World's First Training Video for Elvis Impersonators Released on DVD

"WELCOME TO ELVIS UNIVERSITY!
Sing LIke the King is jam-packed with proven vocal training exercises, secret techniques, and inside tips that will bring your Elvis illusion to a whole new level. Whether you're a professional Elvis tribute artist - or just want to be the king of karaoke ' this totally unique 'how-to' video is for you. Long Live the King!"

Next time you lose a bet or automatically signed up in your company's talent show, you can depend on a resource that will pay big dividends! To whet your appetite, download the Ten Commandments for Elvis Tribute Artists here!

Yup, many years ago, I worked for a record company where the ten newest employees were automatically signed up for the Christmas talent show. I confess that I did an lip synced impersonation of Elvis' "Blue Christmas" while eating KFC chicken during the instrumental break. I'm discouraged that I have been unable to secure a video clip of my performance. Some smarty pants hid my clothes so I was forced to work the afternoon in my tan Elvis costume. I did like the way the girls fawned over me, although all of them were thity years older than me.

The Tams sang "Be young, be foolish, but be happy" and I would add "go crazy" - I'm think that this Training Video for Elvis Impersonators would make a great gift for _____________ .

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