Saturday, June 25, 2005

eReader.com free eBooks promotion


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Bookmark your calendar for July 1 because: "Everyday in July, [eReader.com] is featuring a different eBook as a completely free download. There is something for everyone from mysteries and thrillers to mind-expanding science fiction, sexy romances, heart-stopping adventures and many more!"

eReader.com: Promotion

Disclaimer: I work for Motricity; eReader is a division of Motricity... and I love books. The books you read and the people you meet will determine where you are five years from now - so read some books and build healthy relationships!

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Honey, guess who coming home to stay!


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At PalmGear, one lucky winner will win a Limited Edition 25th Anniversary PAC-MAN/Ms. PAC-MAN/Galaga Arcade Machine delivered right to their door!

Weekly Prize: One winner per week will win a Namco suite of Palm OS Software that includes: Galaga, PAC-MAN, Ms. PAC-MAN, Galaxian and MAPPY (a $74.95 value)

Enter at PalmGear.com


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Pac Man Electric Guitar!


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"People always ask me where I got it. It gets a lot of attention. What most people don't realize is that aside from being really cool looking it's an extremely well crafted and easy to play instrument." - Dave Winer

Get yer own guitar here -
SPECIMEN Custom Guitars


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How To Be Funny - Wocka Wocka Wocka!


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"Being funny is hard work. Some people think that humor is easy, that anybody can be funny with very little work. This is not true. To be funny there are a lot of things you must know about humor and a lot of situations you must prepare for. Think fast -- you're in line at McDonalds and the guy in front of you orders a Whopper -- what do you say? Give up? Read on, humor impaired person, and learn the secrets of being funny."

How To Be Funny

Unless you're Fozzie Bear... (in all fairness, Fozzie was much better than some of the hacks from the last season of NBC's Last Comic Standing!)

Some of his worst jokes !!!

Fozzie: OK, so a guy asks me 'Did you take a bath today?' and I said Why is there one missing? Wocka Wocka Wocka!

Fozzie: What do you get when you put chocolate pudding in your mother's shoes? Give up? You get a spanking! Wocka Wocka Wocka!

Fozzie: There was this sailor that was SO fat
Sailor: How fat was he?
Fozzie: Uh ... He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.

Rowlf: Why don't you wear shoes Fozzie?
Fozzie: Why should I? I'd still have bear feet. Wocka Wocka Wocka!

Fozzie: Did I tell you the one about the man with the lightbulb in his nose? He was lightheaded! Get it? Wocka Wocka Wocka!


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Fozzie Bear

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Kansas City T-Bones virtual ball


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This has to go down as one of the most brilliant marketing ideas that ties in the grand old game of baseball and young kids who are immersed in Xbox gaming!

The first two innings of the July 16th game between the Kansas City T-Bones and the Schaumburg Flyers will be played virtually. Equipped with Microsoft Xbox game controllers instead of baseball gloves and bats, two video gamers will climb into recliner chairs around home plate at CommunityAmerica Ballpark and slug it out on the park's 16 by 24 foot video screen.

Their scores from playing two innings of MVP Baseball 2005 on an Xbox will stand when the T-Bones and Flyers take the field to finish the last seven innings of the game."

Kansas City T-Bones

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Ask the Barista (about Starbucks coffee)


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OK, I decide I need to get outside, take the laptop and work on some blogging at the local Bean Traders. Not being a coffee connoisseur or knowing enough to be a coffee snob other than French Vanilla creamer makes a good cup of coffee, I always get stumped as to what to order at the local coffee shop. All I know is I don't want to pay four dollars to get a caffeine headache...

D'oh! I need to ask the Barista!

Few things inspire as much confusion, doubt, and ire as coffee seems to. Combine this with the instinctive hatred for big companies, and you get a lot of people who have, shall we say, a less-than-satisfying experience at their local Starbucks.

That's where I come in. I worked at Starbucks for almost two years, made (and drank) zillions of drinks, and flipped through the various corporate manuals in my spare time. On this page you'll find answers, in mostly-plain English, to some of the more common questions.

Ask the Barista
Starbucks Homepage
Bean Traders QuickTime Video 1
Bean Traders QuickTime Video 2
Bean Traders Homepage

Billy Graham goes to the Big Apple


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I recall with great fondness to serve as the co-chair of the Men's Committee on the Middle Tennessee Billy Graham Crusade in June 1-4, 2000. The business leaders, churches, many volunteers and media pulled together for an historic crusade.

Many activities to mobilize Nashville together included pastoral prayer meetings, early morning strategic planning meetings, youth rallies, women's gatherings, training events for evangelism and followups, assembly of backpacks and school supplies to disperse for the upcoming school year, and much more -- all in a tremendous effort bring the city together across denominational lines for the purpose of unity and compassion to all that reside in the Middle Tennessee area.

One fun event was mobilizing the men in the area by holding a warm up rally that gathered a overflow gathering of 7,000 men to Nashville's Grand Ole Opry to hear sports figures Chris Sanders, wide receiver of the football Tennessee Titans; Darryl Waltrip, Nascar driver and commentator, Ricky Skaggs, bluegrass musician extraordinaire and motivational speaker / author Zig Ziglar.

Mr. Graham's first crusade of 2000 brought crowds averaging 52,500 to Nashville's Adelphia Coliseum each evening of the four-day event. More than 2,100 individuals responded each evening to the evangelist's invitation to make a commitment to Christ.

The New York Times writes: "When a fiery young preacher named Billy Graham first journeyed to New York City in 1957, his national reputation had already been building. But he arrived in this famously secular city - regarded as something of a graveyard for evangelists - feeling more than a bit of trepidation.

"No other city in America - perhaps in the world - presented as great a challenge to evangelism," he wrote in his memoirs. He confessed during his opening sermon at Madison Square Garden that he had been "frightened" by the prospect of coming.


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Now, nearly a half century later, the Rev. Billy Graham, 86, his once-booming baritone reduced to a scratchy whisper, is set to preach to New York City once again, for what he and his aides say is probably his final crusade. But after preaching his story of God's love to more than 200 million people in 180 countries and territories, he comes this weekend to preach in Flushing Meadows, Queens, to a drastically changed city, according to many pastors and academics.

Here in New York, not only is there a mixture of ethnic background but there's a mixture of the problems of the world,' Billy Graham said. 'There's 100-and-something languages spoken within walking distance of Corona Park, and I know that the problems of the world are there. And I believe that the gospel of Christ is the answer, not part of the answer, but the whole answer.'


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Billy Graham Evangelistic Association

No Shortcuts to Heaven

New York Times article

Monday, June 20, 2005

Worship: moving beyond hymnals


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I was intrigued by my hometown's Tennessean newspaper's article this morning about how worship in church is moving beyond physical use of the published hymnals. The article cites how other music products and services have resulted in a lesser role for the book during church services. Overhead, slide or computer projection as well as printed inserts and downloadable resources has made turning to page 236 in the hardback hymnal less likely.

I agree with Pastor Robert Morgan's statement: "Christians have two books — the Bible and hymnbook, and they need to be side-by-side on their bookshelves or their bedside table." There is great theology and richness in reading classic poetry set to music.

With more contemporary music entering worship services and even use of "parody" type songs to provide a connection to the unchurched do pop up from time to time. As an example, "Sweet Home Alabama," the Lynard Skynard song has been retooled to "Sweet Home Up In Heaven." This song greatly embarrasses me when I hear it, but as for others new in their faith, can serve as an entry point to engage with God. Someone has defined, "Worship seeks union with its beloved; an active effort to close the gap between our heart and the God it adores, is worship at its very best."

John R. Throop in his article "Old Hymns, Contemporary Context" writes: Hymns are indeed a distinctive type of church music. Yet after a generation or two of secularization and the widespread availability and accessibility of popular music-including the amazing growth of contemporary Christian music-hymnody seems isolated in a subcultural music ghetto. This is unfortunate because of the hymn's remarkable ability to communicate essential biblical truths.

The spiritual seeker, especially those in Generation X or subsequent categories, has little patience with music that does not reach them intuitively. Very often, those that lead worship conclude that in order to attract the seeker's attention, music must be written in the cultural vernacular of the day.

The Origin of the Hymn
Hymns began as statements of theological truth. The Psalms are hymns. The texts found in Philippians 2:6-11 and II Timothy 2:11-13 are Christological hymns thought to have been sung during early Christian worship settings. The book of Revelation is filled with similar songs of the early church. As the church progressed into the fourth century, hymn writers found themselves engaged in the defense of orthodoxy as they battled heretics in something akin to a theological sing-off. Where the music captivated the listener, the theologically intricate lyrics communicated solid biblical truths. - John Throop

Thankfully, hymns are being revived in a fresh way via a musical offering that I believe will be around for 100 years - "Passion: Hymns Ancient and Modern". I love the way that a new generation of worshippers, especially of college age are embracing hymns rearranged in a fresh and honoring way via contemporary church worship services.

Fresh from the past, "Passion: Hymns Ancient and Modern" is a celebration of the centuries old confessions of the Church, rich songs of faith and tradition that have anchored believers through the ages. Though almost all over 100 years old, these classic hymns pulse with new life as lead worshippers Charlie Hall, David Crowder Band, Nathan and Christy Nockels, Chris Tomlin and Matt Redman fuse old and new in their unique styles—artistry and history wed seamless expressions of praise to the God of the ages.

The church is at its best telling the unrivaled story of God in language contemporary culture can relate to and absorb, while embracing the heritage of faith which has anchored believers through all generations. Fresh from the past, "Passion: Hymns Ancient and Modern", seeks to do just that—celebrating 14 historic confessions of the Church—each wrapped in modern musical skin, yet echoing the anthem of centuries of worshippers gone before.

Learn about, view and listen to Passion: Hymns Ancient and Modern here

The Cyber Hymnal


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Saturday, June 18, 2005

Who'll take the Son? a parable...

A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art like Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art. When the Viet Nam conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle while rescuing another soldier. The father was notified and grieved deeply for his only son.

About a month later, just before Christmas, there was a knock at the door. A young man stood at the door with a large package in his hands. He said, "Sir, you don't know me, but I am the soldier for whom your son gave his life. He saved many lives that day, and he was carrying me to safety when a bullet struck him in the heart and he died instantly. He often talked about you, and your love for art. The young man held out his package. "I know this isn't much. I'm not really a great artist, but I think your son would have wanted you to have this."

The father opened the package. It was a portrait of his son, painted by the young man. He stared in awe at the way the soldier had captured the personality of his son in the painting. The father was so drawn to the eyes that his own eyes welled up with tears. He thanked the young man and offered to pay him for the picture. "Oh, no sir, I could never repay what your son did for me. It's a gift."

The father hung the portrait over his mantle. Every time visitors came to his home he took them to see the portrait of his son before he showed them any of the other great works he had collected.

The man died a few months later. There was to be a great auction of his paintings. Many influential people gathered, excited over seeing the great paintings and having an opportunity to purchase one for their collection. On the platform sat the painting of the son. The auctioneer pounded his gavel. "We will start the bidding with this picture of the son. Who will bid for this picture?" There was silence. Then a voice in the back of the room shouted. "We want to see the famous paintings. Skip this one." But the auctioneer persisted. "Will someone bid for this painting? Who will start the bidding? $100, $200?" Another voice shouted angrily. "We didn't come to see this painting. We came to see the Van Goghs, the Rembrandts. Get on with the real bids!" But still the auctioneer continued. "The son! The son! Who'll take the son?"

Finally, a voice came from the very back of the room. It was the longtime gardener of the man and his son. "I'll give $10 for the painting." Being a poor man, it was all he could afford. "We have $10, who will bid $20?" "Give it to him for $10. Let's see the masters." "$10 is the bid, won't someone bid $20?" The crowd was becoming angry. They didn't want the picture of the son. They wanted the more worthy investments for their collections. The auctioneer pounded the gavel. "Going once, twice, SOLD for $10!" A man sitting on the second row shouted. "Now let's get on with the collection!" The auctioneer laid down his gavel. "I'm sorry, the auction is over." "What about the paintings?" they cried. "I am sorry. When I was called to conduct this auction, I was told of a secret stipulation in the will. I was not allowed to reveal that stipulation until this time. Only the painting of the son would be auctioned. Whoever bought that painting would inherit the entire estate, including the paintings. The man who took the son gets everything!"

God gave His son 2,000 years ago to die on a cruel cross. Much like the auctioneer, His message today is, "The son, the son, who'll take the son?" Because, you see, whoever takes the Son gets everything.

a parable - author unknown


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Finger Licking Chicken


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My dad Wei Hong Woo, was a four star banquet chef at the Washington Hilton for a number of years before returning home to open the Silver Moon restaurant in Richmond, VA (where I grew up in a family of seven).

My dad was a hard working man of honor and for fifteen years commuted between Washington, DC and Richmond, VA where Mom raised us. We never had worldly luxuries, but as you can imagine we always ate well and late during after-the-restaurant-closes hours. I didn't know that midnight spreads of shrimp, pepper steak, egg rolls and other Cantonese cuisine was abnormal. Probably explains why everybody in my family are night owls. As a lover of fine foods and even buffets, my daddy always said wait an hour to go swimming after you eat... which is why I don't know how to swim!

To add to that, never go blogging before lunch; thanks to Larry & His All Vinyl, All The Time blog, I'm starving for some KFC chicken!

Listen to this great song!

A. Good to the bone (ok)
B. Moan inducing (hmmmmm)
C. Really kickin' (I hope not in the literal sense)
D. Finger Lickin' (of course)
E. Worth pickin'



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