The Dry Spot Make A Wish Encounter

On a beautiful spring day, I just love the smell of pork in the air. Charcoal wafts through the air from someone's smoker, and when you're hanging with a good friend who's on a 40 days of Lenten meatlessness, coupled with the power of suggestion, they start talking crazy talk like some genie in a bottle talk stuff...

"I wish I could have some pork right about now, but I can't!" says Smiley aka The Dry Spot.

Poof!



This was so slap my belly amazing, that I had to take a photo!

Ok, my friend, you have two wishes left! Choose wisely...



Ok, you have one wish left... groan.