Saturday, December 23, 2006

Holiday Greetings from WonderDawg

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...

May we also, without prejudice, and with due regard for the force of law currently enacted, wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make weblogging great (not to imply that weblogging is necessarily greater than any other expressions of narcissism or area of choice), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wishee. Further, no distinctions shall be made to platform used, whether LiveJournal, MySpace, Xanga, Yahoo! 360, WordPress, TypePad or Google's Blogger, old, new and especially Blogger Beta.

Webloggers may weblog about their anticipation of the holiday event(s), post photos and Flickr links on their weblogs of themselves with other webloggers, and with absolutely no reason feel obligated to rush home to weblog about people who are webloggers without penalty or ridicule.

"Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organised or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This greeting is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wishee her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same.

Batteries are not included or necessary. A life with physical activity and exposure to occasional sunlight is highly recommended.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law and not necessarily limited by sarcasm, snarkiness, typographical errors or small fonts.

Warning: reading this greeting may result in you understanding its contents. Neither WonderDawg or any of its associated companies, employees, contractors, friends, webloggers, Flickr contacts, Blogroll, RSS feeders and animals can be held responsible for any enjoyment, or lack thereof, that this greeting may cause, no matter how severe than enjoyment (or lack thereof) may be. This greeting has been modified from various incarnations since 2002.

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