The real reason why no one reads your blog.

Ever wonder why the traffic to your blog is so terrible? I [Captain Platypus] too am concerned about increasing my readership, so I decided to gather some information to help me decipher why my traffic sucks. What I found wasn't encouraging.

The Captain does a good job of explaining why it's really ok to hear the faint sound of crickets.



Photo Credit: The "Chirping" Crickets. Brunswick Records, 1957. Album cover.