You're So Nashville...

Every year, the Nashville Scene alternative newspaper invites its readers to submit their tagline to "You're So Nashville..."

Some of my favorite choice entries are:

You think blogging is a job. -- Sam Davidson

You don't have any friends, but 1,000 people read your blog daily. -- Chris Chamberlain

Al Gore is your friend on MySpace. -- John Danley

Your (unsuccessful) suicide note was the best song you've written in years. -- Mike Williams

See all the entries here plus previous winners from years back.

Some classic winners:

1989 You think our Parthenon is better because the other one fell apart. -- Susan Fenton

1991 You say to the person behind the counter at the Hot Stop, "We really kicked y'all's ass in that Desert Storm." -- Willie D. Sweet Jr.

The illustrations by Joe Gast are very nice.