Friday, June 02, 2006

Jesus in the frying pan ?!?

Need a miracle with your grilled cheese sandwich? Pancakes getting dull?

Experience "heavenly hotcakes" with the Jesus Pan! Put the image on Jesus right on your food! That's right, for a love offering of $29.95 you get a double miracle of two Jesus Pans (as seen on TV) straight to your humble stove. Throw some lard on with the bacon and eggs and be loosed! I said be loosed brother! with the Jesus Pans! Amen!

There's no guarantee that you'll lose weight; but you could have a crowd lining up at your breakfast table for miracle pancakes, just like they do at Nashville's famous Pancake Pantry.

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