How Government works...

I shy away from talking about politics here on this blog; mainly because I'm too mellow to engage in smack talk (unless it's fantasy football) and I'm not that good of a typist to keep up. However, I think I understand thanks to this particular treatise offering instruction on how governments work:

DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICANISM
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

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