Day 91 of visiting 100 blogs in 100 days...

DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE, ASSISTANT (to the) REGIONAL MANAGER

EMO:

TO ALL STAFF:

DUNDER-MIFFLIN PAPER PRODUCTS, INC.:

BLOGGERS and READERS OF WONDERDAWG

FROM DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE, ASSISTANT (to the) REGIONAL MANAGER,
OTHER MEMOS

To all Bloggers who read the WonderDawg blog

Michael Scott has recently appointed me, Dwight K. Schrute, blog watchdog. It is my job to make sure that all blog reading is done off the company clock.

BLOGS ARE TO BE READ ON YOUR PERSONAL TIME.

Also

BLOGS ARE TO BE WRITTEN ON PERSONAL COMPUTERS.

Please write at home or if you are fortunate like me, your condo. DO NOT POST ON COMPANY TIME OR YOUR PAPER SUPPLY DISCOUNT WILL BE SUSPENDED.

I will be checking all IP ADDRESSES and emails logs and if my reports shows any straying into the white line of demarcation by more than 6 lines of copy (12 point Helvetica) I will call Michael Scott and log the entry into your personel file IMMEDIATELY.

The exception is today only where my blog is designated Day 91 of visiting 100 blogs in 100 days...

Effective Today. Thank you for your cooperation.

Together, we can have a better, blog reading experience.

Dwight K. Schrute
Blog Watchdog and Superintendent

PS Bloggers are not to read Nashville Is Talking because they like Brittney.

PPS This means you, WKRNNewsHound! Don't think I don't know. I know who writes the anonymous posts. Its you. And just because you are a large man (overweight, not important) doesn't mean that you can comment anonymously like one.